8/27/26 GTA 6 CANCELLED AFTER ROCKSTAR LOSES ALL MONEY IN LEAKERS CRYPTO

Rockstar cancels long awaited Grand Theft Auto 6 after infamous leaker "Cyberleeks" meme coin tanks.
Rockstar has filed for bankruptacy following this loss and has laid off all employees. An a anonymous ex-employee, when asked for comment, stated "Man this shit is fuck."
Cyberleeks posted this to X, and has not responded to any press messages.
When asked for comment, Rockstar's press email bounced our request.

8/26/26 FAT BITCHES OF AMERICA NOW REQUESTING TO BE CALLED FAT LADIES OF AMERICA

i think we should comply idk man